Archive for May 12th, 2005

Black Books

MacShrine.com has this…

“Special Edition Laptops
Apple may release “All Black” versions of the new iBook and PowerBook line. They will be bundled with the U2 iPod and a new “Tiger” protective sleeve.”

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Edna Mode says, “Dahling, you should never look back. It distracts from the now. I won’t doit, u ‘nuow?”

A Very Few Good Men

M and I was at her doctor’s office this morning, while we were on time, there were quite a few other pregnant ladies and a few men sitting and waiting inside the office already. Needless to say, they were running out of seats. So I just stood there by the door all morning while M sat in one of two isolated seats left over at another corner of the office.

Meanwhile, several other couples came into the office. With a few men already on their fat a$$e$, a few pregnant ladies were forced to stand and wait. Those men wouldn’t even budge a bit! Their fat a$$e$ quickly turned their entirely faces into big a$$holes.

There were, however, a couple of gentlemen sitting just outside by the office door in the corridor waiting. Somewhat unsightly, but at least they didn’t take up the seats and made the ladies stand.