Archive for September, 2007

Sleepy Bozoo

On the Moon Fest night after dinner at the parents and some lantern and glow stick model making and throwing, Alec and I went to cousin W’s for a visit. It wasn’t until 0115 hrs before we took a 5 minute taxi ride home.

Just 30 seconds after we got on the taxi cap, I thought I heard some snoring sound. Alec was wide awake and it was certainly no where near my usual bedtime, and I had much less than a puddle in the middle of the Sahara’s amount of drinks.

The traffic light went green and we were moving as normal so I didn’t think more of it. When we came to the second red light, there was that snoring like sound again! However, as soon as the light turned green, we were on our way again. This time 1/3 of the taxi cap was over on the other lane! The snoring sound came back intermittently while we were going straight at about 70Kph.

I looked at the mirror and saw the cap driver’s eyes were closed! So I said, “Hey hey hey, you’re driving now, don’t go to sleep!”. The cap driver opened his eyes, turned his head and shoulders over 90 degrees toward me and asked “What?”. I repeated my message and he smiled and said, “Oh no, don’t worry, we’ve been driving for several decades, we wouldn’t go to sleep on a drive, haha.”. I said to him, “You just watch the road!”. He only turned his shoulders back after he had finished what he had to say, all while 1/3 the taxi cap was on the other lane but nonetheless, surprisingly, we were still going straight!

It was a good thing we were just 2 more minutes away from home. When we got off the taxi cap, Alec said we should strip his driver’s license. No shit! For a night-shifter 0115 hrs is like 1030 hrs to us.

No news on any taxi cap weird off any cliff and dropped into an abyss that morning though.

Reality Virtuation Saves Money

It is coming to the festive season now. In the old days, people traveled a relatively long way to visit friends and relatives during major holidays bringing gifts for everyone. To this date, the in-laws still go through the whole nine yard every Christmas decorating, exchanging gifts, turkey and all. With cars and airplanes nowadays, traveling is no longer such a big issue; except for 3 things, gifts well thought out, time to shop, and the money to spend. In a big family, this yearly chore has become quite a numbed burden. Add friends to the equation could drive many up the wall.

The Internet has been bringing many conveniences to the web surfers. There have been email, instant messaging, eCard, online purchasing, and many more. It’s been a couple of years now since we have entered the “Web 2.0 Age” which brings us Social Networking.

In a social network, friends not only can send greeting messages but send virtual gifts like a drink, a growing plant, a giraffe, items for the house; draw on friends wall; give them hugs and kisses, lick them, or drop-kick them; put a tattoo on them, or even Vampire bite them!

Virtually speaking, of course. None of these cost a dime. Well, except for the ISP service charges and the time to watch that growing plant grows into something unexpected like a shoelace hanging a rotten Godzilla (no, u can’t really do that yet but perhaps in version 64.13.2b service pack XI you could - that’s if the distribution date isn’t going to be postponed for the 5th time).

With all those widgets available, one saves a lot of money which they don’t have to begin with and perhaps regain some long lost friendships a long way as well. What can be easier than doing the “let’s not and say we did” without actually having to say it out loud to your friends and not needing to actually dress-up, go out the door, spending 8 hours in search of the ultimate gift of all time… repeatedly every single year, attend the gathering for an hour and a half, and then never even call each other for another year minus 2 weeks.

The chilling thoughts make we want to quickly grab that “Festive Gift” widget and start sending the latest trendy festive gift before they became cliches.

Alpha Mike Foxtrot (or AMF - Pick this acronym up from the movie Flight of the Intruder). Gotta lrn mor abbv wuds, RdaYs u cant r8 2 kids & Xpec ‘em 2 undastan u on da Net no mor.

In New York

Arab-American comedians.

Dunno y d embedin’ doen’t wer.

Feeling Nostelgic?

I was googling some of my long lost contacts and stumbled upon one of the exs.

My advice is… don’t google your exs.

Self-destructive Telemarketing

I don’t know why company keep using telemarketing and why would any consumer give out vital personal information over the phone to a complete stranger with or without listing their Caller IDs.

I have made myself very clear to most telemarketers that I do not accept any promos, any new services, or phone sex over the phone. (If you must, show up in person and I’ll stick your phone into your…)!

HGC has been calling my cellphone as well as my company phone, for the longest time I can’t remember when they’ve started, to asked me to switch my landline service provider over to their company . I have tried telling to them nicely not to call again and take me off their contact list, just hangup…. but to no avail. I am not blaming the telemarketers for it is their job but it is the company’s responsibility to comply to the basic Telecommunication Ordinance and to fulfill (potential) customer’s requests.

Last week, when HGC called again. While I tried to tell I do not want them calling me ever again, the nice lady said that I would need to call their hotline to request a form and file the form with HGC. When I told them it is not my responsibility to go through their procedures when it is clearly their violation of my privacy as well as the Telecommunication Ordinance, and that if I need to file anything I’d file a complaint to the OFTA instead, she said nicely that there is, unfortunately, nothing else she could do that would remedy the situation.

I can understand that since most of these telemarketers are not with the said companies. They are with telemarketing companies hired by the said companies to do their own dirty work.

So I filed a formal complaint to the OFTA last week stating that my intention (being a part of the standard online form that I have to fill out) is to have HGC comply with the basic Telecommunication Ordinance and to allow and accept customer requests through their telemarketing should anyone asks to have their contact info removed from their list and to never contact them again. Another part of the standard form was to ask if I want to disclosed my personal info to the said company, to which I denied, since I am not requesting anything special, just for the said company to comply with their ordinance.

Today, I received an email from the OFTA. A standard email, I believe. Saying they have accepted my case and would like permission to disclosed my personal info for the “go ahead”. I denied.

No wonder the telemarketing lady said there is nothing she could do and that many had made such complaint but also to no avail. Nobody cares they have violated the basic Telecommunication Ordinance and privacy of those they are calling!

While I have not gone as far as a friend has to never deal with any of the companies related to the Li’s family, this has reconfirmed my decade long decision to never use HGC or their affiliated companies’ services ever again.

Yes, that includes “3“.

Mucho adorar esta interpretación

Bésame Mucho - Raul Malo’s rendition.

I have always loved this song. I accidentally stumbled upon this Raul Malo’s version (click on the hypertext, as no YouTube embedding code was provided) on YouTube today. I have no idea who Raul Malo is. Even though the quality of the recording itself is poor, it instantly became one of my favorites. I’ll definitely try to find his CD or DVD.

Terror who?!

The Prime Minister of Japan, Shinzo Abe has just announced his resignation today. It is reported that:

“Abe’s former foreign minister, Taro Aso, is considered a front-runner to replace him.”

More modern communication breakdown.

After I have blogged about VoIP , I now have MSN and GTalk permanently installed on my work PC; GTalk through web GMail permanently, with Gizmo Project and Mercury occasionally on my Powerbook. The problem is, MSN and iChat offers video chat, audio chat as well as IM but GTalk offers audio chat and IM only. While there are methods and applications that offer crossed platform IM, audio and video chats are seemingly only available with the same application on both ends. Adding the different computers and OSs, Gizmo Project is pretty well the only application that can do both audio chat as well as IM when both ends have it installed or IM only when just one end has it installed with the other end having some other IM client install; and GP works on both PC and Mac.

Here comes the Web 2.0 age.

Well, actually social networking services have been around for a couple of years. While I have only just been invited to join my first social networking service, I found out there are many of them around such as Facebook, Windows Live Spaces, MySpace, Google orkut,…… The list goes on and on. I don’t want to have to join 50 services just to be able to do one thing with all my friends and colleges.

It would be nice to be able to consolidate different types of applications into one suite like that of Windows Live or Google. Still, not everyone are installed with the same suite.  While I am using GMail, GTalk, and GCalendar, I could use G.orkut which would integrate at least the “contact” (email address book) very well; but no, friends used MSN Live Messenger and/or Facebook (Hey, which one has most babes anyway?).  Just like we have many languages in the world, modern communications are just not as simple as the plain old landline telephone.

So what do we have now? Direct SMS/MMS (video calls with 3G phone), SMS relay notification, over cellphones; Push Mail, mobile web, IM, VoIP over smartphones? Then there is the different cellphone systems over the 5 Continents. Unless you have the top end cellphone nowadays, you may be carrying 2 or every 3 different cellphones if you travel around the world often. Many many ways but all with different hardware/software.  Carrying chargers alone could back your back.

Ohura! Scotty! I want that universal translator online and I want it now!  I kiss all humanoid  females, alien or otherwise!

Don’t try to lick your own elbow…

Some amazing facts here.

“Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity”

Funny church signs [pics here].