Archive for October, 2007

Get this in your thick head heads!

The Olympic Games is a SPORTS EVENT not a political tool !!!

Jackass Jackasses!

New F1 Champion

Congratulations to Kimi Raikkonon! Yeh!!!

Free Hugs - Hong Kong

The name is Bond…

James Bond; no~ not James Born, my dear ATV.

Or did you mean my American counterpart - Jason Bourne?!

Jack Bauer?

Jim Beam?

Are you a bore or are you bored?

I can’t help but wonder when people put “([name] is) very boring” in their Facebook status field, do they really mean by that or do they actually mean “very bored”?

In Cantonese, “我很悶” splat into 3 separate English words might be “I”, “very”, “bore”. Whereas in English, “I am very boring” (or, I am a bore) means “我係大悶蛋” while “I am very bored” means “我很悶”.

Having said that, I’m afraid I might have just revealed that I am a bore.

Hey TV commercial…

“Have to learn English la…”

It’s astronaut, not “estranod”, alright?!

Hey JD

You might have had been a supermodel yourself during your years but you are a complete rack as an agent and you seem to be clueless on the difference between “hot” and “sleaziness“.

Fortunately, you admitted your limitation at the end of your show. Now, stop being so pushy toward your customers and start educating your green models. You simply can’t just push your customers around to make your way into the agency business on every deal or it would turn around and bite you back.

ATV Gourmet Show Host Commented…

“菜苗心炒出來那種清香的味道很濃沃.”

…that subtle nice smelling taste is very strong.

WTF are you talking about?!

My South Park Character

The 7th Village People - The Chinese Farmer who went Far West and ended up in South Park…

My SP Char created with a Facebook app

(Leesen here la) ’cause evybardy is a sdar in Harlywud ah
Evybardy is a sdar in Harlywud (alwigh ah)
Let’si go to (Harly-Harlywud) Harlywud (Harly-Harlywud) so gaud ah ma, hai maai
(Harly-Harlywud, Harly-Harlywud) calm on la (Faai dee laar)

The gazillion dollar question…

While websurfing this morning, I stumbled upon the following…

…but really, who uses e-mail anymore when you could 1) use the P-H-O-N-E, or 2) Hello? Instant Messenger?!?

Elementary! My dear What神s. Phone is much more invasive (get this into ur peabrains, u telemarketites). IM is for something quick that could be handled in a jiffy. Email is for something that might take a little more time or thoughts to look after; which today’s kids don’t seem to have a grasp on.

So the next time you want a favor, don’t call me nor IM me during month-end; or it would just be deliberately ignored.