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The Olympic Games is a SPORTS EVENT not a political tool !!!
Jackass Jackasses!
“菜苗心炒出來那種清香的味道很濃沃.”
…that subtle nice smelling taste is very strong.
WTF are you talking about?!
On the Moon Fest night after dinner at the parents and some lantern and glow stick model making and throwing, Alec and I went to cousin W’s for a visit. It wasn’t until 0115 hrs before we took a 5 minute taxi ride home.
Just 30 seconds after we got on the taxi cap, I thought I heard some snoring sound. Alec was wide awake and it was certainly no where near my usual bedtime, and I had much less than a puddle in the middle of the Sahara’s amount of drinks.
The traffic light went green and we were moving as normal so I didn’t think more of it. When we came to the second red light, there was that snoring like sound again! However, as soon as the light turned green, we were on our way again. This time 1/3 of the taxi cap was over on the other lane! The snoring sound came back intermittently while we were going straight at about 70Kph.
I looked at the mirror and saw the cap driver’s eyes were closed! So I said, “Hey hey hey, you’re driving now, don’t go to sleep!”. The cap driver opened his eyes, turned his head and shoulders over 90 degrees toward me and asked “What?”. I repeated my message and he smiled and said, “Oh no, don’t worry, we’ve been driving for several decades, we wouldn’t go to sleep on a drive, haha.”. I said to him, “You just watch the road!”. He only turned his shoulders back after he had finished what he had to say, all while 1/3 the taxi cap was on the other lane but nonetheless, surprisingly, we were still going straight!
It was a good thing we were just 2 more minutes away from home. When we got off the taxi cap, Alec said we should strip his driver’s license. No shit! For a night-shifter 0115 hrs is like 1030 hrs to us.
No news on any taxi cap weird off any cliff and dropped into an abyss that morning though.
Gun robber got karate chopped.
Just as silly as those 5 kids who drove up to Ben Johnson, beat him up, and then ran off on foot!
Ever since the government has been levying the employers of “Foreign Domestic Helpers” for a re-education fund, I have been asking everyone (except government officials since one usually don’t get any useful answers from them, besides, it is the Immigration Department collecting the levy, and one knows damn well the Immigration Department is not in charge of educating foreign domestic helpers), just how exactly how do I get my foreign domestic helper any paid re-education by that levy? The answer given to me has always been, “Oh, you could just send your maid to get re-educated!”. Eh… OK but where to? Dead silence from all.
So there you have it. Today, we finally get the definitive answer in the news. YOU CAN’T. Not a dime of the levy has been spent all these years. They couldn’t spend any while awaiting for the courts’ verdict on the legality of the levy. Now that that’s been cleared, they don’t know how to spend them.
Once again, the government has done something which makes absolutely no sense, or at least not well thought off (if even thought of at all), just because the law does not prevent them from doing so and they get to bone you up the asses from doing it.
Only a Mercedes driver would do this sort of things.
WhaUSay?!