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A person got stranded in a desert with nothing but a few cans of beer and his latest WhyPhone.
He has in growing fingernails on all of his fingers and could not open the beer cans. Luckily he has the latest WhyPhone with him that doubles as a Swiss Army knife. Wow! Swiss Army knife in a smartphone, how smart is that?! A game changing phone that no one else has ever dreamt of in the 150 year history of portable phones! That is something that every portable phone user just got to have!
He was so thirsty he quickly opened the knife and jabbed the WhyPhone through the can and “URGH”…… he cut himself in the hand and was bleeding!
Instead of having the knife side to the can of beer he was too busy and eager to finish this video game on the WhyPhone and forgot that he had the screen side out and the knife side in his hand while smashing the WhyPhone into pieces on the can of beer!
Gun robber got karate chopped.
Just as silly as those 5 kids who drove up to Ben Johnson, beat him up, and then ran off on foot!
Ever since the government has been levying the employers of “Foreign Domestic Helpers” for a re-education fund, I have been asking everyone (except government officials since one usually don’t get any useful answers from them, besides, it is the Immigration Department collecting the levy, and one knows damn well the Immigration Department is not in charge of educating foreign domestic helpers), just how exactly how do I get my foreign domestic helper any paid re-education by that levy? The answer given to me has always been, “Oh, you could just send your maid to get re-educated!”. Eh… OK but where to? Dead silence from all.
So there you have it. Today, we finally get the definitive answer in the news. YOU CAN’T. Not a dime of the levy has been spent all these years. They couldn’t spend any while awaiting for the courts’ verdict on the legality of the levy. Now that that’s been cleared, they don’t know how to spend them.
Once again, the government has done something which makes absolutely no sense, or at least not well thought off (if even thought of at all), just because the law does not prevent them from doing so and they get to bone you up the asses from doing it.
Only a Mercedes driver would do this sort of things.
WhaUSay?!